My name is Jasmine Khan.
I'm 19 years old.
I use tumblr as a way to express myself, entertainment, procrastination, and to give an idea of how the inside of my head works.
Instagram: jasminekhan
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I never laugh at anything on the internet, I just start breathing rapidly through my nose in whispery nasal chuckles
i have never read something so accurate in my life. ever.
fuck
the whitest moments in recorded history
after watching these i feel dead inside
“He looked at her the way all women want to be looked at by a man.”
Cute ring my boyfriend got me😍💍🐉💖✨
#cutering #gecko #midring #resizeabletoo #lol #toodaloomuthafucka #ifuckingloveit
Back when this show was at its prime
(Source: someonewillcare)
unicornmustachesandrainbowvomit:
Well shit, they should put less.
Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig.
His stunt double is having the best day
(Source: piratesofthecaribbean)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
He lied to protect the innocents. General public is not ready for the truth.
I’m actually full on laughing here
(Source: hepkatz)
im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
LORD FUCKWAD
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT
Teachers can be bullies too.
g-i-l-b-e-r-t-n-i-g-h-t-r-a-y:
I think a lot more schools need to address this, teachers can be bullies also but rarely get caught out because it’s adults word over a child’s word.
THIS^^
third grade was hell because everyone thought i was exaggerating
